[OPENING — the hook. Drop cap kicks it off. Land the thesis + "situation normal" fast.]
[Second paragraph of the cold open before the first image.]
01 The store before the runway
[Short history funnel — Nowhere/Nigo, Kawakubo → Paris, "Scab", the But Beautiful run. Every beat points at "T".]
02 The people in the room
[Collaborators → end on Kitamura (Hysteric Glamour) as the bridge into the collection.]
03 The label that never was
[The concept — Undercover Records, kosmische musik, the "musicians' own ethnic dress" idea, the screening. The Takahashi origin quote lands here.]
[Pull-quote — e.g. He chased the feeling of a band, then manufactured the evidence.]
04 Side B: the roster
[One or two lines introducing the label's five acts.]
— Klaus
[Named for Klaus Schulze, on the real soundtrack; the "Live Tour" tee, the screening.]
— Thee Crouh
["to crouch"; the Zamiang saga — narrative, not just logos.]
— Theo Burp
["belch"; the Parrot + Young Martyr graphics, the comic register.]
— The Sssss & Chuuut
[The hiss and the shush — pair them; The Sssss bomber, Chuuut / Kosmische Musik tee.]
05 How it was built
[T-shirt as raw cloth, 3D draping from pre-'97, sleeves set as bodice panels.]
06 The records that were real
[Kosmische primer — Can, Amon Düül II, Klaus Schulze, Popol Vuh, Tangerine Dream, the commune origin.]
07 What it became
[2017 Undercover Records revival — where the MA-1 actually lives — collector regard, why it's quoted now.]
[Closing — return to the thesis; SNAFU sign-off.]
[Closing pull-quote — e.g. The bands never played, and you can still buy the shirt.]